Type any action. The wilder your move, the more damage it does.

3-7"I punch you" — lazy, generic
8-12Basic effort, decent idea
13-18"I yeet a fridge from orbit"
19-25Genuinely funny or clever
26-32Hilarious AND devastating
33-35Once-per-game masterpiece

An LLM referee judges every move. Repeats get less damage. Healing caps at 10 HP. No one-shots. Anything goes.