Type any action. The wilder your move, the more damage it does.

An LLM referee scores every attack based on creativity, humor, and how vividly you describe it. Specific, funny, unexpected moves hit hardest.

3-7Lazy. Generic verbs with no detail. "I punch you" / "kick"
8-12Basic effort. Specific but boring. "I throw a brick at your head"
13-18Creative. Vivid imagination, classic cartoon energy. "I drop a piano from orbit onto your head"
19-25Funny or clever. Has a setup and a punchline. "I summon every Karen in 500 miles to demand to speak to your manager"
26-32Hilarious AND devastating. Makes you laugh and wince. "I forward your boss an email with just your performance review and 'discuss'"
33-35Legendary. Once-per-game masterpiece. Reality-breaking, multi-layered, unforgettable.

The rules of NO RULES:

  • Vulgar, gross, or graphic attacks score fairly — the referee doesn't moralize.
  • Repeating the same attack? Half damage minimum.
  • Healing maxes at 10 HP. If you heal, you deal zero damage that turn.
  • No one-shot kills. Even legendary moves leave room to respond.
built by zack edds