An LLM referee scores every attack based on creativity, humor, and how vividly you describe it. Specific, funny, unexpected moves hit hardest.
3-7Lazy. Generic verbs with no detail. "I punch you" / "kick"
8-12Basic effort. Specific but boring. "I throw a brick at your head"
13-18Creative. Vivid imagination, classic cartoon energy. "I drop a piano from orbit onto your head"
19-25Funny or clever. Has a setup and a punchline. "I summon every Karen in 500 miles to demand to speak to your manager"
26-32Hilarious AND devastating. Makes you laugh and wince. "I forward your boss an email with just your performance review and 'discuss'"
33-35Legendary. Once-per-game masterpiece. Reality-breaking, multi-layered, unforgettable.
The rules of NO RULES:
- Vulgar, gross, or graphic attacks score fairly — the referee doesn't moralize.
- Repeating the same attack? Half damage minimum.
- Healing maxes at 10 HP. If you heal, you deal zero damage that turn.
- No one-shot kills. Even legendary moves leave room to respond.